Zero F*cks, All Hearts: Women’s Rest Retreats

There’s a certain kind of woman this retreat is made for. The one who holds everything together. The planner. The fixer. The emotional first responder. The one everyone calls when something needs doing.

You’ve carried a lot. You’ve shown up for everyone.

Now it’s your turn to put it all down.

At Zero F*cks, All Hearts, we’re calling all superhero women to gather at Cornet Bay Sanctuary for something radically simple: rest, laughter, creativity, and unstructured time in nature.

Think of it as a collective exhale.
Or better yet—a collective nap.

What This Retreat Is

This is a curated experience designed for small groups of women friends, sisters, chosen family who want to step away from the noise of daily life and remember what it feels like to just be.

You arrive. We take care of the rest.

Meals are prepared. Spaces are thoughtfully designed. Activities are available when you want them and completely ignorable when you don’t.

No planning.
No coordinating.
No logistics.
No one asking what’s for dinner.

Just time.

What Your Days Might Look Like

There is no strict schedule here only invitations.

Morning coffee wrapped in a blanket watching the mist lift over the water.
Long, slow breakfasts where conversation wanders.
Art supplies scattered across the table for whoever feels like creating.
Forest walks and shoreline wandering.
Reading. Napping. Laughing until your stomach hurts.

Maybe a little yoga.
Maybe journaling.
Maybe doing absolutely nothing at all.

The point is: you are not in charge of anything.

Why We Created This

Women spend so much of their lives managing, organizing, caring, producing, solving, and holding space for everyone else.

This retreat flips that script.

For a few days, your only responsibility is to show up with your friends and let yourself be held by the rhythm of nature, good food, and deep rest.

No performance.
No pressure.
No expectations.

Just Zero F*cks. All Hearts.

Come As You Are

Bring your closest circle of brilliant, exhausted, hilarious women.

Come for the naps.
Stay for the laughter.
Leave feeling like yourself again.